Jun 5th, 2007 by admin 1,970 Views
Here is the ultimative guide on how you can get banned from the Google Adsense publisher program. Most of them will get you banned within a few days or maybe hours. Read the whole post, because tip number 20 is the most important one.
1 ) When you wake up, turn your pc on, open your website in the browser and start clicking on your own ads. The more ads you click, the better.
2 ) Write posts with a really big title where you ask your visitors to click on your Ads.
3 ) Make a video where you ask your visitors to click them.
4 ) If an Adsense block does not fit in your template, just modify the code.
5 ) Send out thousands of spam emails where you are asking to visit your website and to click on the ads
6 ) Hire some University students and tell them to click on your ads
7 ) Write a big post where you tell people about your Click Through Rate, your earnings per click and your impressions.
8 ) Partecipate in a click-ring (a group of people that click each others ads)
9 ) Use click-bots that will click automatically on your ads
10 ) Pay some Indian or Chinese clickers. There are really some people whose work is it to click on Adsense ads the whole day
11 ) Put a big “CLICK HERE” over your ads
12 ) Fill pages with ads and search boxes. You don’t need content, only ads.
13 ) Use pop-ups on your website
14 ) Register many different Adsense accounts and place ads from each account on the same page
15 ) Ignore emails you receive from Google Adsense
16 ) Put Adsense on pages with prohibited content (Warez, porn…)
17 ) Write Adsense support an email and tell them that you are cheating
18 ) Blend Adsense with ad relevant images
19 ) Display adsense on registration and “thank you” pages
20 ) Don’t follow any of the tips above or you will get banned for real 
. Immagine a “DO NOT” before each point.
Haha. This is just like my post on how to get $5 a year.
A couple of questions:
point 12) if you just put ads, do you get banned?
and 13) do you also get banned for using pop-ups?
I didn’t know that.
12) Yes you get banned. A week ago Google also started to ban all the made for adsense websites (sites with 2-3 pages of content and each page with 3 adsense blocks and 1 adsense link unit).
13) Yes. Just think about creating a page that opens a pop-up when you close it. The pop upped page will open another page when you close it. If each of these pages has Google Adsense on it, this is a very easy way to increase your Adsense impressions. Many webmasters got banned for using this technique.
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or shall i start with a free sample
lolz, just kidding
Hilarious post. Definitely a good guideline of what not to do.